Imagine having a blind girlfriend.
I think it would be pretty neat
You would never have to worry about how you looked because she can’t see you.
Okay so this fucktard a school keeps annoying the fuckout of me:
Today he was trying to pick on me because I wouldn’t tell him my count. (how many girls I’ve had sex with) so he kept calling me a Virgin and saying that I’m gay and all this shit. So I went hot him and calmly said “how am I the gay one when why do you want to know my count?” He than backed off and said because “I want to bang more girls than you” I simply said “well ask me nicely and ill tell you” and he asked “Ethan, how many girls have you fucked?” I answered “4 in total 2 while drunk, 1 while high and one after dating for a day” his respond was “oh so I need 5?” I said ” yeah, but why do you want to be better? I’m me and you’re you. No need to compete.” He replied “because I love you and what to be better than you” my response was ” oh well in what way do you love me? Like as a bro or ?” He responded happily “like a bro dude, like seriously?” Than he hugged me and left. I later receive a text “hey man, about today I’m sorry.” me ” why are you sorry?” Him “because I lied” me: “about?” Him “I’m a virgin and wanted your help, I’m sorry for yelling at you.”
Me: “oh you little shit all you had to do was ask man.” Him: ohhhhhhh really?!” Me: yeah haha him: “fuck, what music do you like?” Me: ” Metal \m/ hbu?” Him “same, I feel silly man speak later” me: um okay bye?
not mine, credit t alicexz (at bottom lefthand corner) but I found it online and wanted to just post all of these together.